Splashy Mermen
D: With the light like this, and from that angle, your feet look kinda like fish.
A: ...
D: I mean, when you move them like that a little.
[A moves feet to look like fish]
D: You know what's weird, is mermaids.
A: Why is that weird?
D: Half woman, half fish? C'mon. But then, I guess there's Pan...
A: It's not weird. Think about it. All those guys out at sea, without women around. Then they hear some fish. I mean, they're going to have some kind of fantasies.
D: Mermaids. Did you see that movie, Splash?
A: Mermaids. Yes.
D: ...
A: You do know how fish mate, right?