D: ... and she was telling me about how great it is, because you have "iGoogle" or something, and you can-- A: I have iGoogle. It's my homepage. D: Yeah, well, and you can tag folders, and Google will send you articles that it thinks you would be interested in-- A: Yep. I have that. D: And she said this was so great, but I was like, no, thanks! No Googly eyes for me! A: ... D: ... A: That's where I get all my news. D: ... A: They actually let you choose if you want to read it or not! D: A! Wake up!! Don't you see!? They're feeding you! A: ... D: You're saying, "They're nice." It's like, "Google: The benevolent Big Brother." A: So? I'd rather it be a Benevolent Big Brother than a Malevolent one.